Thursday, July 12, 2012

The Woodland Park Zoo

Monday was my birthday! I'm old now, so just before, on the weekend, my boy and I made an overnight trip to Lynnwood near Seattle. I'm just gonna picspam you with cute little animals, so you can stop reading here if you want to. There will be a separate post soon for food.
First we saw the jaguars!
Sleepy ocelot, with its face in a branch
They were cuddling and grooming each other >_< squee!

The first thing that baffled me. Apparently in the US, you don't read signs, and you call things as you feel like it. "Look a peacock!" is not a valid response to seeing this bird. It is clearly not a peacock. Peacocks are blue, with green and bronze and giant eye tails, not brown and spotted. Clearly, there is a sign right in front of you that says Malay Great Argus. Please people, teach your children to read!

Great grey owl
I wish they sold owl pellets! Or little necklaces made of mouse skulls and such from the owl pellets. Is that creepy? I want one.
A whole clutch of ostrich eggs

 Siamang duet
Oh man, these things were so cool! They inflate the pouch at their throat (see the guy on the right?) and it makes this big inhaling noise, and then do this song that progressively gets faster. They sing in duets. The male starts singing, then the female, and then they screw. We didn't actually see that last part but it was pretty cool to see them singing! They were LOUD and went for quite a while.
 Everyone was really impressed with the Komodo Dragon
I dunno, I guess I watched more Kratt's Kreatures than the average kid?

Here's where I start getting pissed. There were signs that CLEARLY said "STFU, the animals are sensitive," and I swear every little brat that went up to the glass was SCREAMING. AND their parents. "LOOK KIDS, A LIZARD." Oh my god, do you run up to cats screaming your head off when you want to pet them too? Actually, probably. It was very frustrating to sit there waiting for a bird to come closer to the glass, just to have some brat run by right up against it wailing just for the sake of making noise. Look, you're in a public place, you're surrounded by animals, not all of which are behind glass. Making me want to push your child in is not a good idea. The tiny tots were quiet (AKA sleeping) but at 4 years old, you have to start to teach them that they're not monkeys, they're looking at living things and that means shutting the hell up. It's just... ugh. It came up at the gorillas too. That is a sensitive animal, capable of learning sign language to communicate. It's not going to come see you if you yell. That's a creature that might actually wave back when you say hi. It really bothers me. =/
Flying foxes! This is the best picture I could get before he started licking his penis.
 Look how amazing he is 

One thing this zoo did really well with was aviaries. I wish the Vancouver Zoo had aviaries. It was the coolest thing to have them flying around, and this one space they had, they sold popsicle sticks stuck with seeds so the birds could fly down and sit on your and eat them. I taught Branden how to get on to sit on your finger and it was one of his favourite parts =)
Branden made a budgie friend!

These cheeky birds were in the aviary too, but they were big enough that they could rip the seeds off your stick and use their feet to eat with xD
Hello kookaburra! Who remembers the song? =D

Otters! They were very cute =]

Otters! They were very cute!

Up close grizzly bear!
Just for some perspective, both me and Branden could sleep comfortably in that nest.
Sloth bear

The gorillas woke up around 5, when most of the noisy brats fell asleep

A Kea!
This made me a little sad because these are smart birds. Look up some youtube videos. In such a small enclosure with no friends and nothing to do =/ Stimulate it! Gah!

And the cutest thing in the entire zoo...
 Red Panda!
He is much cuter in person! The telus commercials make it seem ugly but it's so adorable! It came out right on at 6 when they were kicking us all out. This sucks, because this was the time when everything was waking up. The Greater Vancouver Zoo is open until 8 every day during summer, so I can't believe the popular Woodland Park Zoo couldn't stand another 2 hours. I think it's crap. I wish we'd had time to walk around a second time. The other thing is this zoo is very disorganized. There's a lot of overlapping and backtracking to be able to see everything. And this is not even close to everything, I just couldn't get good pictures (or didn't want to post things I'd seen in the other zoo.

I think I need to go again. During late summer/early fall sort of, when the days are getting shorter but the entrance fee is discounted =P This way the animals will be active earlier and maybe we can see more. It might also be less croweded, and I didn't get to go on the historic carousel!

Has anybody been? Are noisy brats an American thing? What's your favourite critter?


  1. The red panda is too cute! I understand about the loud screaming kids. I went to the zoo last month, and had to put up with the same crap. Kids SCREAMING and pounding on the glass at the monkey exhibit. It clearly stated not to knock on the glass. I knew better than to act like that when I was little. Part of the problem is that parents aren't allowed to spank children anymore. A spanking is "abuse". Now we have a bunch of loudmouth turds running around all over the place. Makes me glad I never had any.

    1. Haha my parents ruled by fear alone sometimes but even so, I knew how to attract an animal and it wasn't by being a little piece of garbage. I feel like if I ever have kids I'm getting a dalmatian too. Disrespectful kid = bitten kid and they can learn their lesson =P Nothing a tetanus shot won't fix, right? XD

      I found myself comparing WP zoo with Greater Vancouver and I gotta say, Vancouver was doing pretty well, even without the red panda, gorillas, orangutans and snow leopard... But the aviaries won me over. Bah. Still worth visiting! 6pm closing is ridiculous!


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